SO I promised no more drunk posts. But I've switched from bourbon to coffee so now I can tell you that THIS is the funniest damn thing I've seen since I saw this.
p.s. the Eagles reference is courtesy of the "bayou penpal" who referenced "learn to be still" in a text. what a champ!!!
p.p.s. screw you if you think this whole blog is an inside joke! it is!!! i can't tell you why!!! mwhahahaha