30 April 2008

why i love living in utah.

Here goes:

1. Every fifth song on the alternative music station is a Nirvana song. Utah is so hardcore!

2. Sunshine, hail, rain, snow. Within the same block of 15 minutes. Utah is so hardcore!

3.

$2.99 buys you a COLOSSAL GOURMET CINNAMON COFFEE CAKE. Clearly the idea is that people who don't drink coffee will make up for it by eating more coffee cake. I'm not really sure what to do with all of this coffee cake because I do drink coffee and therefore won't be able to eat as much. But damn, it's colossal! Excuse me while I bask in its glory... and by that I mean pass out from sugar overload. Utah is so hardcore!

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