"What's scarier than a feminist with a gun?"
"I think being a mercenary would be the best use of my master's degree."
"You hit the ethnic jackpot!!!"
"But I'm talking about the evil, scary side of the coin!"
"Bambi's mom was asking for it!"
"At the end Bambi falls in love with a woman."
"That's disgusting!!!"
"Where does reality mix with fantasy?"
"Fox News!"
"I think being a mercenary would be the best use of my master's degree."
"You hit the ethnic jackpot!!!"
"But I'm talking about the evil, scary side of the coin!"
"Bambi's mom was asking for it!"
"At the end Bambi falls in love with a woman."
"That's disgusting!!!"
"Where does reality mix with fantasy?"
"Fox News!"
A certain mother of ten on why one of her sons feels
inclined to decorate her home with swords:
"I know the problem! I read Lord of the Rings when I was pregnant."
inclined to decorate her home with swords:
"I know the problem! I read Lord of the Rings when I was pregnant."
(another student sighs) "I'm so glad my mom's not a reader."
"And they ride out into space as their own little heterosexual family:
the mother, the baby and the robot."
the mother, the baby and the robot."
"You're forgetting that the holster symbolizes the vagina!"
I am so going to miss that class. Discussions like that-- I left out the sustained arguing over the impact of Vietnam on culture, Freud, masculinity, and the appeal of naked women with guns-- really make me glad that I'm in grad school.
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